AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay, so the speaker for seminar one time had some weird stories.

One was about how he rescued some dolphins that got bit by a shark and had them live in his salt water pool. He nursed them to health then let them back into the ocean. And whenever he went swimming at the beach, he’d scream underwater and the dolphins could recognize his scream so they would go and greet him.

This isn’t even the most outlandish story we heard either.